Well when it rains, it pours. Not only did I get knocked out of all my leagues last week but I even lost the Toilet Bowl Championship this week.
• I don’t really have a problem with what the Colts have done because I don’t think it will make that big a difference with a veteran team but I do have to agree with the non-stop complaints I get to hear here in Indianapolis, they’ll be remembered for giving up on the perfect season if they don’t win the Super Bowl. I’m just glad I’m not a Colts fan.
• I’m a Broncos fan and prides me to say that we sent 5 players to the Pro Bowl. Back for his 2nd time in a row is my boy Brandon Marshall and it’s great to see. Granted, it’s a stacked WR corps with Vincent Jackson and Randy Moss not getting in but when a guy breaks an NFL record like that, you’ve just got to get him in HawaiiMiami!?!?!
• Whoever thought it was a good idea to move the Pro Bowl from Hawaii to Miami is an idiot. On top of that, whoever had the moronic idea to play the Pro Bowl one week before the Super Bowl is an even bigger retard. That’s possibly the dumbest iead I’ve heard of in quite some time.
• Didn’t I just petition for the Cutler Campaign in 2010 last week? Well he certainly answered the call and rewarded me w/ a 4 TD performance. It’s not like that erases the memory of his INT-riddled 2009 season but it’s definitely a nice confidence booster going forward. I still believe in Jay and I STILL wish he was the QB in Denver.
• With Jonathan Stewart running for 200+ yards last week, the Panthers became the 5th team in the league to have two 1,000 yard rushers in the same season. The interesting thing here is that I called it back in the summer! Check out the RB by Committee Article that I posted back in early June: Committee on RBs
• Finally, give us a shout-out 9:00pm EST tonight over at The Fantasy Exchange Podcast. Live Advice, News/Notes, Playoff Talk, and Match-up Previews. We’ll even tell you who the Raiders will draft in April tonight!
Alright, it’s time to get down to business and if you’re crazy enough to still be playing fantasy football in week 17, then you probably need a lot more help than I can give you but we can at least tweak your fantasy lineup while we’re here. . .
QB Matt Hasselbeck – Seattle Seahawks
It’s not easy to trust this guy, I should know. I’m the idiot that thought I snuck in a solid QB2 when I took him late this year, only to find out that he was the same old Matt Hasselbeck from the past two seasons. That’s not what we need him for here though, we need a QB who can put up some points this week in a game that only means one thing. . . get Chris Johnson 2,000 yards. While Tennessee’s offense focuses on that, the defense might be more prone to letting bigger plays go to save time on the clock just so CJ can get the yardage he needs. It’s not a bad theory but even past that, Nick Harper will miss the game and Tennessee still has a suspect pass defense that the Seahawks might be able to take advantage of.
RB Arian Foster – Houston Texans
I’m just as guilty of being wrong about this guy two weeks ago but I wasn’t the one who fumbled on his 4th carry of the game. Kubiak won’t tolerate any kind of fumbling and I think that Arian Foster learned that the hard way. It’s still blatantly obvious that Foster is the favorite of the coaching staff but how much longer that coaching staff is still calling the shots remains to be seen. If this is their last game at the helm, they’re going out their way and that will be with a heavy dose of Foster against a Pats defense that doesn’t have a lot to play for. Who knows what the future holds for Houston and the RB corps that resembles the island of misfit toys but one thing is safe to say, Foster is the present!
RB Gartrell Johnson – New York Giants
Well Brandon Jacobs is already having season-ending knee surgery after swaring that there was nothing wrong with his knee. Go figure. Oh well, that puts an end to what has been a season to forget for the “giant-sized” Jacobs but it also places a young Mr. Gartrell Johnson in a very nice position. The Giants have nothing to play for and they’re even less likely to use Ahmad Bradshaw, who has been playing hurt all year long. Johnson figures to get a lot of carries in a game that neither team should care about. I expect to get an extensive look at the rookie out of Colorado State to see what he’s got between the tackles as well as catching the ball out of the backfield. Might be of some use for week 17.
WR Jabar Gaffney – Denver Broncos
2 TDs and you’re on the Fantasy 6-Pack? Well, yeah but it’s also the fact that Eddie Royal is still out with a neck injury and now, Brandon Marshall just went down w/ an injury at practice. Jabar Gaffney could be the last man standing. . . literally! Looking at things though, Gaffney seems to have the inside track on McDaniels offensive system and could get a LOT of looks this coming week if Marshall is slowed at all. Regardless, he’s being more involved as the year goes on and I expect that to continue if the Broncos make the post-season.
WR Deion Branch – Seattle Seahawks
I hate this guy and I think most Seahawks fans do as well but that’s not stopped him from scoring points and that’s what it’s all about if you’re still playing FF right now. You need points in your PPR league? I’m looking at Deion Branch’s last 3 games and the fact that he’s caught 14 passes combined in them with his best game of the season coming last week with 5 receptions and 53 yards on 9 targets. With Burleson and Housh being almost after-thoughts in the offense, Branch has re-established himself and Hasselcrap seems to like throwing to him better. I wouldn’t mind starting him this week against a shaky Titans pass defense.
WR Muhsin Muhammad – Carolina Panthers
If he’s still available, you’ve gotta go out there and get him. I’m not saying that Matt Moore is a great QB and I know Muhsin Muhammad won’t be as effective with Steve Smith out of the lineup but I still like him for at least 8 targets, 5 receptions, and 50+ yards minimum. The Panthers simply can’t run every single play, so we’ll have to see Moore air it out at least 20+ times in this game, so look for “Moose” to make an impact here in what could be his last game as a Panther.
Thanks for reading folks and if you’ve got any comments, questions, or complaints please bang them out below and you can also send ‘em my way to thefantasyexchange@gmail.com





1. Indianapolis Colts (14-0) The best offense in the league that’s lead by the best quarterback. The only potential down-side for Indy is their very beatable secondary that might get exposed in the playoffs.
2. New Orleans Saints (13-1) I’ve actually been a Saints-hater the whole year and even though the Cowboys woke up out of their slumber to upset New Orleans, it’s not stopping me from rating the Saints as one of the top teams in the league.
3. Minnesota Vikings (11-3) The Vikes are still one of the best teams in the NFC, despite losing to the Panthers and the Chilly/Favre “heated discussion”. They’ll get their offensive line issues worked out by the time the playoffs roll around.
4. New England Patriots (9-5) These aren’t the same Super-Pats but they’re still a very good team that will always be a dangerous post-season opponent. I’m never ruling out a team with the Hoodie, the Brady, or the Bundchen.
5. San Diego Chargers (11-3) The defense is starting to catch up to Phillip Rivers and the offense but they’re still giving up too many points. The bottom-line is that they have a great shot at clinching the other first round bye with one more win.
6. Arizona Cardinals (9-5) The running game is showing signs of life and they still have the best WR corps in the league. Darnell Dockett is one of the best defensive lineman in the entire league and gives them an X-factor on that side of the ball.
7. Philadelphia Eagles (10-4) Just when I complain that they need to get DeSean Jackson more involved on offense, they go off with 5 straight wins. This team will definitely make some noise in the playoffs.
8. Dallas Cowboys (9-5) When will they just put an end to the charade and let Jason Garrett coach the team is my only real question here but we’re still talking about a strong team that has a lot of fire-power on offense.
9. Cincinnati Bengals (9-5) The Bengals have cooled down of late but their running game is still getting the job done and the defense has been keeping them in most games. If there’s a team MVP, it should be the O-Line.
10. New York Giants (8-6) The G-Men are starting to play better football but nothing’s said and done just yet. Eli Manning has been getting the job done with 900 yards passing and 8 TDs in the last three games.
11. Denver Broncos (8-6) The Raiders? WTF! I don’t even want to get started on what’s wrong with the defense but at least the passing game is starting to work. It could be another season missing out on the playoffs for Denver fans.
12. Baltimore Ravens (8-6) These guys will always be in the hunt as long as they have #52 leading the team out onto the field. Joe Flacco has a ton of upside but he still has lapses in his performance with poor decisions.
13. Green Bay Packers (9-5) I’m still not letting anybody forget that this team lost to Tampa Bay earlier in the year but the Packers have won 5 of their last 6 games and they’ve got a good shot to land a playoff spot w/ a win Sunday.
14. Miami Dolphins (7-7) Take your pick w/ any of these .500% teams! The Dolphins really aren’t that far off but I’m really liking their future more than their present. They just don’t have enough on offense to hang w/ the big boys.
15. Pittsburgh Steelers (7-7) Roethlisberger is back to form but it may be too little too late, as this version of “Steelers-Light” simply can’t cut it without Polamalu and his Head Shoulders w/ the 7 different cleansers.
16. Houston Texans (7-7) Like the Titans and Jags, the Texans are cursed with playing in the same division as Peyton Manning. Gary Kubiak could be looking at the end of his tenure as head coach if he doesn’t win out.
17. New York Jets (7-7) “‘We’re out of it. . . oh wait, what?” Despite their head coach being a pis-poor statistician, the Jet’s do have a long-shot to make the playoffs but it’s pretty much out of the picture.
18. Atlanta Falcons (7-7) It’s too bad for Falcon Fans because this team has a good nucleus of players and I love the coaching. They’re going to make some noise in 2010 if they can add to the O-Line in the draft.
19. San Francisco 49ers (6-8) I really love the way this offense has adapted to the quarterback change and it’s really helped the team’s over-all play. Their post-season dreams are over but there’s a bright future here.
20. Tennessee Titans (7-7) This team really showed its resolve going 7-1 after losing 6 straight games to start the year. This is a very well coached team that got a lot of bad breaks (literally) injury wise.
21. Jacksonville Jaguars (7-7) Once again, cursed by having to play the best team in the league twice. We’re seeing the end of Jack Del Rio’s tenure as the Jags’ head man and it’s a damn shame because it’s not all his fault.
22. Carolina Panthers (6-8) Nice win against the Vikings but it’s too little too late. John Fox may have put the final nail in his proverbial coffin w/ that Jake Delhomme contract extension. I’m still not sure who thought that was a good idea.
23. Chicago Bears (5-9) Yikes! That’s about all I can say about Cutler’s performance. He’s forcing throws, the offensive line is terrible, and last Sunday Cutler had a QB rating of 7.9 . . . “fat, drunk, and stupid is no way to go through life son.”
24. Seattle Seahawks (5-9) There’s talent on this team, you’ve just gotta look really hard to find it. Seriously, it’s been another year full of injuries and unfulfilled expectations. Talk about a team that needs to start from scratch.
25. Buffalo Bills (5-9) They really need to find the answer at QB here because it’s not Trent Edwards or Ryan Fitzpatrick. The Bills do have some talent on defense but they’re still a mess on offense at this point.
26. Washington Redskins (4-10) This team is a failed experiment and it’s too bad because they have a lot going for them on defense but the problems may not be all on the field in this situation. Maybe Shanny can revive the offense.
27. Oakland Raiders (5-9) JaMarcus Russell is a total fraud and his win against Denver means nothing more than the Broncos are chokers. The Raiders do have a ton of talent but they’ve still got a long way to go.
28. Cleveland Browns (3-11) The team has all of the sudden started to play like a real NFL franchise should. They looked like the ‘85 Bears against Pittsburgh on Monday night and have seemed to turn a corner as of late.
29. Kansas City Chiefs (3-11) I’m thinking the Chiefs might like to have a mulligan on the Matt Cassel trade/contract. The guy just hasn’t been very consistent throwing the ball but it’s not like his supporting cast has been great either.
30. Tampa Bay Buccaneers (2-12) Josh Freeman has finally plateaued and while he does have a lot of upside, he’s making enough rookie mistakes to keep the Bucs in contention for a top-5 pick in April’s draft.
31. Detroit Lions (2-12) The Lions have their sites set on a top pick April’s draft and it’s to be hoped they invest it in a blue-chip offensive lineman. Matt Stafford has potential but that’s provided that he lives to see next year.
32. St. Louis Rams (1-13) It looks like St. Louis is the future home of Ndamukong Suh, who’s being billed as the number one over-all selection in the draft. Steven Jackson is going to waste with such a terrible franchise.


